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Depression isn’t the new trend. Stop acting like it.

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hannahbeezy:

God bless November. For it gives us many great pleasures. Please allow me to tell you about a few of my favorite November pleasures.

1. Stuffing. I don’t know why I like stuffing. Because, when I think about it, all it really is, is ‘wet seasoned bread’, but I go nuts for it.
2. Cranberry sauce. My taste buds do a jig for this shit.
3. Novembeards. Self explanatory.

4. My birthday.

sexy-sweaters:

inb4 mermaid

NO WAIT. I change my answer from unicorn to phoenix. Please read this Greta.
lol

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oh…..hi guys.

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faggotopia:

Peaceful morning (by  David.Keochkerian )

christiantodd:

leedukes:

jdmclaik:

nap4lm:

A black man’s role in a scary movie

An asian guys dick.

Sex with a fat guy.

a virgin getting laid for the first time

this post

I love this outfit.

Oops, the green one wears the cow-hat, nevermind. It’s a top-hat with a cow pattern on it, lol.

Lol oh okay. I never watched that show. I had to look up the purple one’s name.

YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN! D’: Did he at least have his purse or cow-hat with him?

I don’t think I saw a purse, and I don’t know what a cow-hat is.